For those of you who may have been discomfited or puzzled by the discrepancy of names; namely, the fact that in my web-log title, I am referred to as "Minderva." The reason for this is because when I created this web-log Sonny stepped on my key-pad, and what with all the hustle and bustle of modern day life I knew that no one would notice this slight mistake. If you did notice I sincerely apologize, and offer my condolences at any confusion this may have caused.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Salmonella Fruitcake

Hello, and welcome to my fruitcake recipe web-log posting! In this web-log posting, I will be de-tailing the making of this cullinary masterpiece.


To begin, assemblen the following ingredients:
Flour (about 2 3/8 cups or so)
"Betty Crocker" cake mixture
3 lb. butter (lb. = large bits)
6 dozen eggs
2 pints salmonella (it is a kind of fish)

Mix together the above following ingredients in the microwave until black. Add milk until mixture resembles the consistency of a  squished sea slug.



Top with maraschino cherries and sweet gherkins. Enjoyment!!!


i do indeed hope that you find this reciprical good!
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