Inception

My goodness, today I had the sincere pleasure of indulging withinwhich the pleasure to watch Inception, a movie in which Jack Dicaprio ventures throughout his mind, eventually playing dreidle with his children. If you would like to read the rest of this weblog posting, click here.

iZZy mcfiZZy

My deer, elk, antelope and otherwise readers,

Today brings us a spatial occasion. Today is the day of birth of one of my very most deer friend (although she is of the human variety). Today is the birthday of iZZy mcfiZZy.

iZZy mcfiZZy is a friend of mine and has been for most of all of her life, which is today 31 years. iZZy is a canine orthodontist, and I wish her a very merry birthday indeed.

In this web-log posting, I will include a sum of some things that I do hope will make her day better and more able to be enjoyed, and as well as a few things that will make her happy.

First, I give her this coupon, to be redeemed at any time.
COUPON: 1 (one) (I) (uno) FREE (that is, without cost) CAT FRUITCAKE. This fruitcake will be made of these ingredients:
tooti frooti bubble gum
cat hair (for the texture)
sugar
and maraschino cherries.

Secondly, I give her this following image:

This dog is one after mine own heart, as seeing as she is nearly quite as beautiful as I.

Thirdly, I give her this image of a dog which she has previously treated. This dog finished treatment and is now living in Timbuctoo, though he is flying in to wish his dear old friend iZZy a birthday visit.

iZZy, I wish you a very happy birthday, and I hope that it is merry, joyful, and fun.

p.s. iZZy, thanks to your advice, which I have taken, my cats are now regularly following dental hygenical practices.

Mice, or more pacifically, mouse

Dear readers, observers, followers, scanners, skimmers, and elsewise,
It has come to my attentiveness that that thing with which you control whereupon you click upon the computer screen is called a "Mouse." This is disturbing for several reasons, which I will elegantly elaborate on below.

Firstly, for any feline users of the computer, it is quite offensive to be using a food item to navigation the vast boards of the internwebs! For instantatious, how would you feel to be handed a fruitcake and told to use it to maneuver through the on-line Wide Wiggly Web?

Lastly, it is quite difficult to use a mouse on the computer! It is very squirmy, and difficult to make it do anything like you would like it to do.

And finally, they are quite difficult to upkeep! I have gone through about sixteen mice within the last five days or suchwise, and my cats continue to eat them! I find this entirely irresponsible, and it must stop soonwise. I am becoming quite overrun with cats and mice and I have had quite enough.

Dear readers (and suchlike else as you might prefer to be known), I feel that this is a trend that must end. Please, we can together end the horror that is beginning to creep upon us.

Thank you.

Most Sinful Celery,
Minerva Giderva the IIIrd
Keeper of Cats, Baker of Fruitcake, and Lawnmower Extraordinaire

Artwork Much Improved

I recently was able to discover this "link", owing greatly to a friend of mine. I will post it below, forthwith, and you can click upon it with a mouse. (In a weblog posting following this one, I will elaborate upon the insignificancy and wrongness of the title "mouse", but that shall come later.)

Artwork Much Improved

In my opinionated ideas, these "artworks" are completed and greatly bettered with the addition of feline splendor. I certainly hope you agree with me!