While browsing the intern-web, I came across a site with the title "Google." Upon further investigation, I discovered the following:
1. Google is a number with an indeterminate number of 0's.
2. It is also a small plastic eyeball that is often effixed to small stuffed animals or dolls
I knew that my loyal and debunked readers would be just as ecstaticised by this discovery as myself. Simply follow the below link by clicking on it, and you will come upon the house-page for this site.
http://www.google.com/ig
I hope that you find this Tried and Tested Hints post as helpful and usual as I did.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Scared Kitten
This morning as I was looking across the many files and electro-mails that fill my leg-top computer, I discovered this video-link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MqHN-4okZ4
Clearly, this cat is frightened of the yellow circumfrencical object. As a cat psychologist, it is my humble duty to provide a way of un-enlarging that fear; namely:
1. Providing that cat with a way of expressing his or her fear of this object.
The way I propose to do this is by allowing the cat to share their feelings with the world. One of the most time-tested ways of doing this is by giving the cats materials with which they are able to show their feelings. If one of my cats seems disturbed or over the weather, I will give the cat the following materials:
1. A large strip of canvas, and/or watercolor paper
2. Non-toxic acrid paints
I then allow the feline cat to paint his or her feelings onto this canvas. Most cats only need to touch the paint once or twice before they dash away, all ill-problems cured.
Clearly, this cat is frightened of the yellow circumfrencical object. As a cat psychologist, it is my humble duty to provide a way of un-enlarging that fear; namely:
1. Providing that cat with a way of expressing his or her fear of this object.
The way I propose to do this is by allowing the cat to share their feelings with the world. One of the most time-tested ways of doing this is by giving the cats materials with which they are able to show their feelings. If one of my cats seems disturbed or over the weather, I will give the cat the following materials:
1. A large strip of canvas, and/or watercolor paper
2. Non-toxic acrid paints
I then allow the feline cat to paint his or her feelings onto this canvas. Most cats only need to touch the paint once or twice before they dash away, all ill-problems cured.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Lawnmower Cat
This afternoon as I was browsing the web-net, I came across this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTSn6lnLqBo
I was of course horrified at the lack of carefulness displayed by Max's owners. In allowing him to ride a lawnmower, they are:
1. Allowing him to do their own household chores; namely, mowing the lawn. This is damaging to the kitty's self esteem and will ultimately end in mutual perterbation.
I know that you will feel as I do on this matter. We will soon end all cases of this sort if we work together. I ask you to please either write a missive of complaint to the owner of this cat by way of electronic means, or, as the kids say these days, use "slug mail."
I, and cats everywhere, thank you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTSn6lnLqBo
I was of course horrified at the lack of carefulness displayed by Max's owners. In allowing him to ride a lawnmower, they are:
1. Allowing him to do their own household chores; namely, mowing the lawn. This is damaging to the kitty's self esteem and will ultimately end in mutual perterbation.
I know that you will feel as I do on this matter. We will soon end all cases of this sort if we work together. I ask you to please either write a missive of complaint to the owner of this cat by way of electronic means, or, as the kids say these days, use "slug mail."
I, and cats everywhere, thank you.
L. O. L. cats
I recently came upon this site for cats, namely L. O. L. cats. When doing farther research into this phenomenon, I discovered that L. O. L. stands for Licorice Over Lemonade. However, I was quite discomfited by this discovery: Licorice is of course harmful to the kitty's digestive systems.
Please visit the below link (to follow the link, click on the blue letters and wait a few moments. You will then be transported across the intern-web, and will discover the website for L. O. L. cats). Please voice your concerns (as I am sure that you feel as I do in this matter). Thank you very much.
http://lolcats.com/
Thank you for stopping by!
Note: I was unable to make contact with the person(s) in direction of this destructive site. I trust, however, that we shall prevail; continue to do research into this matter, and soon enough we will be able to change the antonym L. O. L. to something much more animal-friendly.
Please visit the below link (to follow the link, click on the blue letters and wait a few moments. You will then be transported across the intern-web, and will discover the website for L. O. L. cats). Please voice your concerns (as I am sure that you feel as I do in this matter). Thank you very much.
http://lolcats.com/
Thank you for stopping by!
Note: I was unable to make contact with the person(s) in direction of this destructive site. I trust, however, that we shall prevail; continue to do research into this matter, and soon enough we will be able to change the antonym L. O. L. to something much more animal-friendly.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Pictures of my cats
Time Capsule
This morning in my backyard I buried a time capsule, into which I placed:
1. 2 (two) famous award-winning cherry-peach fruitcakes
2. A picture of my cats
3. A rock
I hope that these objects will become of use, in identifying my way of life, to my posterior and those who come after me.
1. 2 (two) famous award-winning cherry-peach fruitcakes
2. A picture of my cats
3. A rock
I hope that these objects will become of use, in identifying my way of life, to my posterior and those who come after me.
About Myself
I am Minerva Giderva the IIIrd, and this is my web-log which I have created with the ideal of edificating the young people and elders of today, which I will hopefully be able to do, by exemplifying portions of my life.
I currently have seven cats, and though I would never have a favorite (for fear of damaging their psychological well-health), if forced, I would perhaps state Zoba and Betsy, who are respectably Siamese and tabby.
Other than my cats, I also have several collections. My collections include:
1. Snow globes
2. Paperclips
3. Post-it notes
If anyone should happen to come across any of these objects, they should please mail them to me.
I currently have seven cats, and though I would never have a favorite (for fear of damaging their psychological well-health), if forced, I would perhaps state Zoba and Betsy, who are respectably Siamese and tabby.
Other than my cats, I also have several collections. My collections include:
1. Snow globes
2. Paperclips
3. Post-it notes
If anyone should happen to come across any of these objects, they should please mail them to me.
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